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bad sex [Jun. 16th, 2009|11:32 pm]
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artlessthan3
so yeah the info page says "Post your most embarrassing, your hottest, your most awkward, your most rewarding sexual encounters!"
welll then, the worst sex i've ever had was so bad it stopped half way

i was seventeen, i had a crush on this girl for about a month or so and i knew she liked me too. I think she was nineteen or so. We had been getting to know each other for a bit then decided one night that she'd come over and spend the night. She came over about late afternoon/early evening, we bummed around and watched a movie or something then moved to the bedroom and were talking for a bit before we started fooling around. I was into her but it wasn't the whole deal, i mean i liked her but i wasn't amazed by her youknow. Anyway so when we start getting pretty heavy then out of no where she starts asking me all these questions about my family, my brother and sisters, my parents etc. soo uhh i'm getting pretty turned off at this point and start to back off. she's all 'whats wrong whats wrong' i try to explain that nothings really 'wrong' as such i'm just not feeling it anymore. at all. i don't know why but apparently this sort of made her annoyed and she decided that she was going to spend the night... at her place.
we stopped dating after that 'cos i just couldn't get it together with her anymore. it was sort of weird and enough to throw me off.
oh yeah and another time i caught her picking her nose. but just not like picking it, more like elbow deep yaknow.
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so uh [Jun. 4th, 2009|08:09 pm]
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artlessthan3
based on the activity of this community it seems no one is getting laid :P

so uh yeah sex is nice.
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sharing [Apr. 5th, 2009|12:10 am]
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roodogas
As I was visiting Wal-Mart once upon a time, I met what I would call a birl.  She was a cashier and started bantering and talking when I would see her.  There was just something about her boyish look coupled with genetic female body that got me reved up.  It might have something to do with my desire to be with boys and girls sexually, so if i could kiss a boy and be with a girl (not two individualsm but one) sexually at the same time, then great.  Just thought I would share that little story.

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Wet-N-Hard Dreams. [Nov. 24th, 2008|04:37 pm]
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queerly_fucked
I just had a sexysexysexy good time dream about these two smooth fellas.







Oh yes.
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My BV progress...just more talk about my vaj. [Nov. 5th, 2008|08:37 am]
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queerly_fucked
Here's what I acquired at Hannaford last night:
-unscented glycerine soap
-tea tree oil
-a giant tub of lowfat (not nonfat) whole milk plain yogurt with L. acidophilus live culture

I wore a pad over night with a big helping of yogurt hangin' out in there.
I wash with the glycerine soap mornings and nights in the shower.
I was considering using the tea tree oil too...but maybe I'll just use the yogurt nightly for now.
In retrospect, I cannot believe that I didn't realize something was wrong with me. It started after sex with a bio boy and I heard scent can change after that...but it never went away and I just accepted it. I want my sweetness back. I want the way I used to taste and smell. I'm going to get a PAP smear soon, but from a doctor who isn't specialized with vaginas and seems rather heteronormative. I just don't know where to look for one.
I am going to feel sooooo accomplished if I beat this on my own. Though I know I need to mention it to the doctor.

Oh, and to make this awkward...GO OBAMA!!!
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First Official Post: Self-Care [Nov. 2nd, 2008|08:29 am]
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queerly_fucked
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[Current Mood |weirdweird]
[Current Music |Distracted:Ani D.]

Hello! I'm dealing with something slightly uncomfortable right now. You see, at this very moment, there's a tampon soaked in tea tree oil inside me. It's diluted almost to nothing with water though...because, I'm not trying get vaj blisters (or burns). Recently I have been (self-)diagnosed with bacterial vaginosis. There's an overproduction of one bacteria and less of the good kind.
You can get all the info on it right here:

http://www.cdc.gov/STD/BV/STDFact-Bacterial-Vaginosis.htm

Home treatments include tea tree oil and yogurt with live cultures! The yogurt: if it's plain, apply directly to affected area. If not? Eat it. So! I'm doing both. We'll see what happens. There's just like a constant tingling and cool feeling inside me right now. Like my peppermint soap. Or menthol...but if I used menthol I would DEFINITELY get a burnt vaj.

I didn't think I had BV, but everyone over at vaginapagina agrees that I do! Going to my first gyno appointment in a few days. Ah.

This isn't the sexy type of sex post I wanted to launch off with. Actually...self-care is sexy and awareness is sexy.

Let's get busy!
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Some songs to...get you in the mood? [Nov. 1st, 2008|08:14 pm]
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